The Life of the Ultimate Nerd

Callie, 21, Christian, occasional movie snob, Auburn University student, bisexual, procrastinator, cynic, grumpy old tumblr user. These are all words that describe me. There you go.

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let’s do that meme where you try to guess my top 10 characters of all time

Posted 4 hours ago With 188 notes

oh my god oh my god oh my god

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sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us

Posted 5 hours ago With 71,736 notes

Tagged: #yeah tho #me 2

  • me watching "The Day of the Doctor": This is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen in my life.
  • me watching "The Time of the Doctor": I stand corrected.

Posted 6 hours ago With 404 notes

Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship. 
Been on a long car journey. 
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine. 
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.  
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan. (I don’t tan though)
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours.  
Supported someone who’d received bad news. 
Watched some kind of live sporting event. 
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

Posted 6 hours ago With 117,387 notes

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The diamond cutter

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Pulp Fiction (1994) / Breaking Bad (2008-2013) visual parallels. (credit)

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There’s only one Tony and you’re not me, sucker.

Tagged: #orphan black

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Tagged: #teen wolf

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Tagged: #red vs. blue

Hi there, praying for you x


aw this is always nice to see.  thank you!

Posted 12 hours ago With 2 notes


you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality

Posted 12 hours ago With 74,210 notes

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i know you. that symbol on your hand marks you a dead man.